3 Wolves Shirt

• Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
• Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

To see for yourself:

1. Click link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002HJ377A
2. Read comments (especially the first one).
3. Pee in pants.
4. Buy new pants (and why not throw in a 3 wolves shirt to go with your new pants?).